This Old Couple Just Won The Internet

Forget silver sneakers, 3pm buffet, and hitting the sack at 4:30pm, this naughty old couple is knocking on the door of absolute immortality while dancing their arses off at some type of place where dancing is legal.

The mystery couple sees nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, as they put everyone else in the universe to shame. I don’t know if it’s the form fitting cargo pants or outward facing cell phone clip (with securely attached cell phone), but I wish ol’ Larry and Nancy were my grandparents, actually…My parents. I can’t get my dad out of the house unless I lure him with the promise of a joint and bag of beef jerky.

And just when I thought, “There’s not enough magical unicorn gold in this video,” as if Zeus heard my insolence and shot down a thunderbolt of marshmallows, Salt and Peppa’s hit, “Push It” was spinning on the turntables. So. Much. Gyrating.

I’m placing a bet that this guy will be on Ellen within the next two weeks. Who can resist old people having sex with their clothes on. Brilliant.