Tell Would Be Attackers To Eff Off With This Sleep Mask

Have you ever worried about being abducted in your sleep and taken to a private government facility where they run experiments to turn you into a super soldier?

Well, tell those CIA wankers to fuck off with this well-timed sleeping mask. At first sight of this boldly, yet elegantly written catch phrase, your attackers will no longer consider you an enemy of the state, but a worthy operative that simply wants to rest with zero interruptions.

Well done, recruit.

For more information becoming a super spy, visit Amazon’s website. They might use a drone to drop off your mask, or maybe to attempt an air abduction. We’ll never know.