Girl in Bikini gets Humped by Dolphin. She liked it.

dolphin humps womanThe internet provides us with a multitude of entertaining viewing options. 24-7. From porn to squirrels juggling knives, the world is your oyster, you web-surfing champion.

Well, today we have a dolphin humping a busty blonde.

Barbie, who clearly lives up to her name, is on vacation and at one of those fancy dolphin exhibits when the dolphin decides that it wants a little more action than just a measly kiss.

What transpires after that is high-pitched one-way humping fest that can only be compared to what we would imagine fairy or gnome sex to sound like.

All hail dolphin. How do we report a water-dwelling sex offender?