Cooking with Coolio

coolio-cookbook-300x250Coolio, rapper extraordinaire is about to take you on a fantasy voyage through the gangsta’s paradise of culinary excellence with his new cookbook.

Not only can Coolio tear up the sound waves, he can bring some ghetto-fabulous flavor to your dull suburban kitchen.

This ain’t no Emeril Lagasse or Rachel Ray, Coolio is about to lay down five bars of pain in your sink. He’s about to bitch-slap your chicken, ribs, and veggies.

Little known fact, Gordon Ramsey learned about hell from Coolio.

In chapters like”How to become a kitchen pimp” Coolio goes through the various steps to running a prostitution ring out of your kitchen using only salt and flour.

Kidding…You need milk, too.

Although, if I were to run a pimp ring out of my kitchen, I would want Coolio on my side, and probably Ice-T, and Ice Cube. Any rapper’s names associated with beef tips, or shrimp? Get at me guys, I’m trying to get paid.