“Butt Chugging” Shows Us The World Has Gone To Shit…

Just in case you were wondering about the state of our society, this is how far we’ve come. “Butt Chugging” is an exciting and magical new trend sweeping the nation. Amped up college students, or just about anyone with a taste for the wild side, can insert a tube filled with alcohol, or even a bottle of cough syrup directly into their anal cavity for maximum alcoholism and/or drug abuse.

Once inserted, the alcohol absorbs much faster than through the pesky mouth hole. The innovative drug found in cough syrup, Dextromethorphan (DXM), offers users a trippy anal experience chalked full of hallucinations, and even a seizure or two, if you’re lucky.

While we can’t highly recommend sticking things up your bum to get shit-faced, we can recommend several qualified mental health professionals to ring in the New Year.