Skinny Jeans…The Debate Continues.
October 11, 2012
I’m 5’11 210lbs…some fat, some muscle, but all man. And one thing I can guarantee is that my wife wouldn’t want to see me in is a pair of skinny jeans that flattens my junk like a 95 camaro at a monster truck rally.
When did dressing like a chick become some sort of acceptable pseudo fashion statement? When and where did we go wrong that teenage boys look up to Justin Beaver?
Yeah I said that, Beaver. When he stops looking like a chick, I’ll call him by his real name.I know, they said the same thing about earrings back in the day, but this is a fundamental shift in the way we view males in this society. I’m not trying to go all Ted Nugent on everybody, but Skinny jeans…not a good look.
This is my plea to all the boys and men out there…Guys, give your junk a break, and put on some sweatpants.
[…] Wearing Skinny Jeans: Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, and a slew of other pint-sized millionaires wear skinny jeans in some type of fashion […]
[…] Beaver can buy my ass ten times over, and he does have a Batmobile and a Fisker. But I still can’t […]
[…] the Ambercrombie and Fitch and Lacoste crowd. They’re not trying to get you to put down you Justin Beaver CD, throw on a Dogs of War shirt and start listening to Jadakiss. They’re giving people the […]