Nintendo Furniture

If you already have a hot girlfriend and want to embrace your inner nerd, or you never ever plan on having a girlfriend and you’re banking on committing your life to amassing a very larger porn collection, then you might want to consider purchasing an over-sized 8-bit Nintendo coffee and end tables.

The furniture is constructed of wood and hand-painted by pixel art studios. Price is roughly 1,500 for a completed set, and they do offer payment plans, which you should be able to afford since most likely you’re living in your mom’s basement.