Ninja UmbrellaDecember 5, 2013
There are certain responsibilities you must hold standard to, even when it’s raining.
A man who wields a sword and has harnessed the power of ninja manliness, surely can’t walk into a torrential downpour with the emoticon umbrella your girlfriend bought you for Christmas last year.
Let’s find a solution. Quickly and quietly. Allow us to introduce the ever-so-versatile sword umbrella.
Yes, you can keep yourself dry and armed.
Would we recommend that you use your sword umbrella in a real sword fight? Absolutely. But before you do, set up a video camera and send it to me.