Mysterious College ProfessorOctober 19, 2014
Clearly you must be working a novel while you teach literature to fresh-faced college students wanting to tackle the world. Full of ideals, clueless to reality, they hang on your every word. Little do they know that 80% of them will be in crushing debt, working at Starbucks.
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