Levitating Gadget Platform

So you just got finished watching David Blaine suspend himself over shark infested waters for 3-months, and you’re thinking, “I like where this guy’s head is at.”

However, after deducing that you have all of your functioning brain cells, and your job won’t allow three weeks off for you to cover yourself in honey and hang over an angry pack of bears, you came up with a better option to impress yourself, and that girl down the hall.

The Levitating Gadget Platform is a sure-fire way to make your less than magical desk or apartment, super magical. You might even need a cape…Although, if you’re already single and excited about this article, I’m assuming you already have one.

The platform hover disc holds up to 13 ounces in mid-air. Now that’s awesome. For only around 80.00, it’s bound to get you some action, or at the least someone will say, “That’s cool bro”. Hey,  you’re buying a levitating gadget, we can only do so much, fella.