Guy Steals Phone, Gets Hit By Car

In a series of great events, a man sneaks up on a guy at a restaurant, steals his phone, and then runs across the street.

But wait.

In order to get across the street, you have to avoid cars, something the thief seemed to forget to do. He proceeds to get sacked by an oncoming vehicle. Obviously the guy he stole the phone from made sure he was ok? Nah, let me get my phone back and finish my lunch.

The perp stumbles along before the video stops.

Lesson 1: If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball.

Lesson 2:If you’re going to steal a cell phone, use a helicopter as your getaway vehicle. Or jetpack.