Gun Alarm ClockDecember 21, 2013
Once again the night-time version of you has yet again convinced you that getting 3 hours of sleep will somehow work out in your favor.
However, when 8am rolls around, the alarm clock seems to have a vendetta against you. It won’t stop beeping in that incessant tone. Mocking your elementary time keeping abilities.
You want to throw it across the bedroom, but you’ve learned from past experience that your landlord does not take kindly to holes in the wall.
The alarm clock graveyard mounts. You need a solution. Just shoot it.
This alarm clock will only stop beeping after you shoot it with the accompanying laser gun. Hit the target, and you’ll be fast asleep. Miss it, and you’re doomed to not only more beeping, but now you have to come to grips with the fact that your aim blows.
The alarm gun is only 23-30 dollars, so you’ll be able to replace it when you hurl it through the wall, again. “Night-time Jerry” wins again.