
Girl Shows Guy What a “Bitch Slap” is All About
November 30, 2014So, it’s a late night at the studio, money is tight, and that multimillion dollar hit, ‘drugs eat bitches, bitches eat drugs’ just didn’t take off the way that you hoped. You owe the studio guy money, and he wants you to pay up, so naturally he threatens to crack a bottle of liquor over your head.
But wait.
Your sister happens to be there and objects to the threat of violence, and she says something. What happens next is a cataclysmic castration of the offender by way of a slap across the mouth, followed by a nap, also a result of the slap. The guy falls out of his chair, drops said liquor bottle, and that’s the end of the show.
I’m wondering if the guy ever got paid, or if he woke up and fled the country because he just got knocked the f*ck out by a *bitch slap*.
You just owned in every sense of the word, fella. Pack it up.