Cell Phone Crashing

How annoying is it to hear people talking on their cell phones so the whole world can see them? Pretty damn annoying.

It’s right behind that mildly overweight woman in front of me at the grocery store that keeps looking back at me because the cashier is taking too long.

“Yeah, let’s meet up tonight. What time? Yeah 9 works. hahah! That’s so funny, you don’t have a cat. Yeah, I need to go to the store and get some skittles and peach schnaps.”

Somebody stick a fork in my eye, cover me with honey and throw my body on a fire ant pile, I just can’t take anymore. And just when I thought I was going to read about a random act of violence at Starbucks because of cell phone chatter, absolute magic happened.

Check out this guy as he hijacks people’s cell phone conversations.