Biometric Gun safeNovember 24, 2013
What’s the exact point of having a gun if you can’t get to it when you actually need to go John Woo on somebody that comes into your home?Cue white doves with matching linen suit.
Unless you’re a complete moron, you probably have your gun safely stored in a location that you can’t get can’t access easily at 3am when the zombies are attacking.
In comes the biometric gun safe. Let’s face it, you’ll never have a job important enough where you have to use your fingerprint to access anything, so this is your chance for greatness. Embrace it.
And then tell everyone at work that you have a biometric gun scanner for your special operations task force. It’s the truth. ish.
With just your fingerprint, you can unlock and access your arsenal without a key. Leave it wherever you like, the safe can’t be accessed without your nacho cheese-stained appendages.
It’s the world’s answer to gun safety, but more importantly, zombie preparation. Mount up cyber warriors.