Bikini Nightmares: Women That Should Not Grace the BeachMay 8, 2013
Ah the beach. A place where sand, sun, and half-naked women collide to create the perfect cocktail of stalk-tastick viewing takes place with reckless abandon.
It’s the only location outside of a strip club where it’s acceptable to wear sunglasses and pretend you’re not looking when your clearly are. FYI guys, nobody sleeps standing up, or with a magazine in their hand.
Even with a sandy bar full of hotties, some women just don’t know to throw in the towel and say, “I’m just gonna wear jean shorts from now on”. We’ve developed a collection of female celebrities that should be picking out Hazmat suits from Talbots and not dental floss from Rue 21.
Enjoy and embrace your nightmare of jiggly badness.