Bacon of The Month Club

We shouldn’t really need to say more, but we will. The company, Tender Belly, offers a monthly subscription to get roughly 4lbs. of bacon shipped right to your doorstep.

Forget clogging your arteries the old fashion way, now you can get less in shape without even going to the store. Just sit at home and wait for maple-cured death to come knocking at your aortic valve.

If you’re concerned about eating some kind of  roided out super pig, don’t worry, TB’s pigs are naturally grown and grass-fed, so you can be sure to get the best tasting bacon this side of the treadmill.

A couple of points I need to make. Point #1 $60.00 for hand-delivered, cherry wood-smoked bacon is reasonable. Point #2. If you’re spending $60.00 a month on bacon, you should be doing some soul-searching.