2015 Vorsteiner Lamborghini Huracan Novara

Even though most of the people on the planet will never even sit in a Lamborghini, we’re still going to indulge everyone with the sexiness that is the 2015 Lamborghini Huracan Novara. Vorsteiner, an aftermarket modification company, created the “Novara” with a new front fascia, front spoiler, air splitter, fender vents, rear bumper, and a new rear wing.

The Huracan is equipped with a 5.2 Liter, V-10 that produces 610hp.

(from Vorsteiner Press Release)

Vorsteiner is proud to announce the Novara Huracan aero program. Thanks to Vorsteiner’s racing experience and know-how combined with years of experience in CFD (Computational Fluid Dynamics), they have managed to channel motorsport influenced aerodynamics into a set of consumer based products. This is how the Vorsteiner Novara Huracan was born.

Balanced Aerodynamics. Controlled Design.

The Vorsteiner Novara Huracan aero program comprises of a front fascia with an integrated front spoiler, ventilated front fenders, side sill extension blades, a rear bumper with an integrated rear diffuser and it is completed with a fixed rear wing.

Furthermore, a set of all-new Vorsteiner V-FF 105 Flow Forged wheels adorn this Italian work of art and give the Huracan an even more aggressive outer appearance while improving performance and saving weight.

For The Win. “Golden Girls” Panties For Your Lover.

golden-girls-panties-300x250Valentine’s Day, the worst fake holiday ever created, is right around the corner. So, instead of showering someone you halfway like with misaligned affection, chocolates, and overpriced flowers, get a gift that will make the day count, and turn you into an instant hero, Golden Girls panties.

Designed after the hit show, The Golden Girls, circa 1980’s, these sturdy panties will have your girl dropping her drawers for decades to come.

That’s right. Decades.

And you my friend, get to watch in amazement, as your lover’s junk is showcased in vivid imagery of Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy’s ratchet beauty profiles. It’s basically high-def TV for her lady parts.

The real question is, who wouldn’t like to pull Sophia’s weathered face to the side during an unabashed moment of passion, and have a fumble in the night-time with their woman? The short answer. Yes, everyone would love it.

All cotton, All comfort. All You. Win back the holiday, and be sure to land yourself in the annuls of other epic gift givers.

Yes, we’re serious. Here’s the proof.

Tell Would Be Attackers To Eff Off With This Sleep Mask

fuck-off-sleep-mask1-300x250Have you ever worried about being abducted in your sleep and taken to a private government facility where they run experiments to turn you into a super soldier?

Well, tell those CIA wankers to fuck off with this well-timed sleeping mask. At first sight of this boldly, yet elegantly written catch phrase, your attackers will no longer consider you an enemy of the state, but a worthy operative that simply wants to rest with zero interruptions.

Well done, recruit.

For more information becoming a super spy, visit Amazon’s website. They might use a drone to drop off your mask, or maybe to attempt an air abduction. We’ll never know.