A Practical Guide To Racism
October 7, 2014
Wordsmith and all around fictional genius, C.H. Dalton pens his next book, A Practical Guide To Racism.
The book equally covers all races and why we should pretty much hate everyone, because everyone sucks that’s a different race.
From the privileged life that blacks lead as successful rhyme smiths and professional athletes, to the uncanny phenomenon that we call women, and how they’re incapable of doing anything but cooking, cleaning, and having babies.
They do smell like flowers though.
It’s a tour de force of cultural bigotry, something every professional sterotyper should read before they head out to their next racial profiling session.
Learn to pick out Jews, Arabs, and Asians. Everyone is fair game for the consummate racist. You’ll never have to be ill prepared for a golden opportunity to discriminate. Get your copy today.
