Well, tell those CIA wankers to fuck off with this well-timed sleeping mask. At first sight of this boldly, yet elegantly written catch phrase, your attackers will no longer consider you an enemy of the state, but a worthy operative that simply wants to rest with zero interruptions.
Well done, recruit.
For more information becoming a super spy, visit Amazon’s website. They might use a drone to drop off your mask, or maybe to attempt an air abduction. We’ll never know.