For The Win. “Golden Girls” Panties For Your Lover.

golden-girls-panties-300x250Valentine’s Day, the worst fake holiday ever created, is right around the corner. So, instead of showering someone you halfway like with misaligned affection, chocolates, and overpriced flowers, get a gift that will make the day count, and turn you into an instant hero, Golden Girls panties.

Designed after the hit show, The Golden Girls, circa 1980’s, these sturdy panties will have your girl dropping her drawers for decades to come.

That’s right. Decades.

And you my friend, get to watch in amazement, as your lover’s junk is showcased in vivid imagery of Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy’s ratchet beauty profiles. It’s basically high-def TV for her lady parts.

The real question is, who wouldn’t like to pull Sophia’s weathered face to the side during an unabashed moment of passion, and have a fumble in the night-time with their woman? The short answer. Yes, everyone would love it.

All cotton, All comfort. All You. Win back the holiday, and be sure to land yourself in the annuls of other epic gift givers.

Yes, we’re serious. Here’s the proof.

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