Baltimore Mom Beats The Brakes Off Of Her Rioting Son

It’s very unfortunate what’s been going on in Baltimore at the moment. The death of another person in custody at the hands of law enforcement has completely unraveled some of the citizens. Rioting has ripped apart the city in mostly a black/white race war, with a strong culture of anarchy directed at the police. All-in-all, it’s a pretty shitty situation for humanity, especially when the earthquakes in Nepal have killed over 4,000 people and everyone is worried more about selfies and pictures of their latest trip to New York.

But enough of my political manifesto. The real reason we’re here is some good old fashion parental ass whoopin’. What happens when you live at home and then decide to riot on live television, and then your mom finds out? She proceeds to not only strip you of your manhood, but also cements any chance of getting laid in this century. In the video, you can see the mom grabbing her son as he tries to retreat, and then proceeds to provide him with a tune up for the ages.

Manhood, done. Enjoy the video. Screw the riot team, I’m a tell yo momma.

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