Man Gets Tasered Thrice Before Eluding Police

man gets tasered three times, walks wayMeanwhile, on the internet, a man at a fast food restaurant was confronted by police, and told to lay on the ground. He politely declined only to be tasered three times. The man continues on beating the shit out of the officers as he runs out of the fine dining establishment.

Why the cops didn’t shoot him, we’ll never know. Perhaps they didn’t want to end up on the next episode of “This cop killed a guy for no reason”. There’s lots of chatter on the interwebs stating the obvious, “If he was a minority, he would be dead right now.”

Erm. Probably. But hey, that’s why they invented rap music, to warn brown people.

Or, we may be looking at this all wrong. Perhaps shooting the lovechild of Chuck Norris and Supergirl would ruin the chance of saving the world from an impending alien attack. The threat is real.

Logic.

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