Well, today we have a dolphin humping a busty blonde.
Barbie, who clearly lives up to her name, is on vacation and at one of those fancy dolphin exhibits when the dolphin decides that it wants a little more action than just a measly kiss.
What transpires after that is high-pitched one-way humping fest that can only be compared to what we would imagine fairy or gnome sex to sound like.
All hail dolphin. How do we report a water-dwelling sex offender?