MotoPed is The Answer Lackluster Fitness

Motoped Black Ops 1Have you been having a hard time getting motivated to get off the couch and go do something active? Has everyone been telling you that cheese curls are not a dairy product? Do you sweat when you think and buckle at the knees when you walk to the refrigerator? Well then we’ve got the perfect innovation for lazy physical fitness, the motorized pedal bike.

Not only does the MotoPed assist you with a 50cc dirt bike engine it can also go some 500 miles without ever stopping to refuel. You could conceivable become the most athletic fake fitness champions on the planet. I’m assuming after you finish your journey, you’ll most likely get a book deal and a new girlfriend…Probably Kate Upton, she likes fitness champions.

After you cement you legendary status into the annuls of the gods amongst men, you’ll head back to your new mansion. Fitness champions get mansions.

And then begin your next achievement, challenging Lance Armstrong to a race. Champion level, Expert.

You’re only 2,500 away from your dream life. Check it out here

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