Jessica Jane Clement

The United Kingdom has a bad habit of producing extremely attractive women, and Jessica-Jane Stafford (Clement) is a prime example of said woman. For the sake of argument, we’ll use her maiden name in this article. Clement is a glamor model, actress, and TV presenter. Her claim to fame, besides stopping traffic by the second, was her role on the British series, ‘The Real Hustle’, which was somewhat a prank show that ran for 6 years.

Clement has made her rounds on screen, appearing in a multitude of movies and TV series. She was also a contestant on the show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here!” We’ll try our best not to hold that against her.

Clement took part in Celebrity Scissorhands, a charity event where celebs try to cut people’s hair after being trained by superstar stylist, Lee Stafford. In a serendipitous twist, Clement ended up marrying Stafford. The happy couple recently welcomed a new addition to the family. I know what you’re thinking, a threesome partner, but no. It’s a baby.

Outside of television, and imaginary threesomes, Clement is an accomplished glamor model that has appeared in Playboy and a multitude of UK titles. She’s also featured in Knuckle Dragger, which is clearly the most prestigious and overall important publication, in the universe.

She also represents Lynx, a division of Axe, a company that leads men to believe they can make girls horny by practicing general hygiene.

After trolling Clement’s social media accounts,  she doesn’t appear to be doing much other than being a hot wife and mom, which is probably the way it should be. Kudos.

In the mean time, we pay homage to JJC.

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