Abigail Ratchford

Apparently my internet has been broken for the past year, because I knew nothing about Abigail Ratchford until about 5 minutes ago. The 22-year-old model has been scorching up the web since she posted a few pics of herself in undies. That typically works nowadays. It works even better when your measurements are 36dd-24-36.

Ratchford is from Scranton, Pennsylvania, and is an accomplished dancer; studying tap, ballet, and jazz. Ratchford’s brother was signed by Ford Models when he was 17, but his big sis never got the nod.

As voluptuous as Ratchford is, conventional agencies aren’t typically looking for someone that can choke an elephant with their cleavage, but she does have potential. Denise Milani and Kate Upton have paved the way. If things don’t work out in the US, I highly recommend a glamor career in the UK. They love curves over there…Here’s proof.

Also, something that I’ve noticed out of more well-endowed models is they usually start their own niche market, ala Jordan Carver. You’re not going to make a killing off of prints, but bookings for alternative mags, shoots and promos could be lucrative. As much as men like huge boobs, they’re kind of passe in mainstream American marketing.

I’m no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

For now, she’s trying to capitalize from her social media popularity, taking up residence in the capital of plastic, Los Angeles to pursue more modeling and acting opportunities.

Ratchford said that she’s looking for more than social media dominance; A career with more substance and longevity that doesn’t rely on internet success.

Well, internet fame or not, we have lots of pictures, and a sexy time video. Enjoy.


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