Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker is arguably one of the most attractive people on the planet, gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated, and the pages of Victoria’s Secret, Cosmo, and various other publications over the past 8 years. Little did she know her career could get even better, as we feature her in Knuckle Dragger Magazine.

We’re excepting things to really “open up” for her after this article runs.

So where does one breed all of this greatness? Ohio.

Hmm. The land of cows, corn, and Cleveland produced a Victoria’s Secret model? Well, there ya go Ohio, something to finally be proud of.

Oh yeah, Drew Carey. He’s alright, too.

Thankfully, Decker is a Carolina Panthers fan, being that she moved to the Carolinas as a kid. She was actually discovered in a North Carolina mall as a tennie bopper, and it’s been history ever since.

Although many recognize her for modeling,Decker is no one trick pony. She’s taken a crack at acting, and played Samantha Shane in the movie “Battleship”. If you’re all wondering, “Was there a nude scene that I missed in Battleship?” No, there wasn’t.

Decker was also in the USA show “Royal Pains” and  “Chuck”, probably one of my top 3 series of all-time. If you don’t know about Chuck, get Netflix and enjoy all of the awesomeness.

These days Decker seems to be taking things a bit slower than her previous years of worldwide globetrotting in her undies. She married tennis star, Andy Roddick, and has been focusing most of her time on charity work, and Twitter, of course.


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