Shotgun Silencer

14Now that you’ve established your dominance against the cartel, and you’ve officially been upgraded to covert badass status, you’ll need some serious firepower that won’t alarm your neighbors.

You live a swanky suburban neighborhood. You have a riding mower.

Your supermodel girlfriend is still pissed from the last debacle with your tactical bookshelf, but she’s still sticking with your goofy ass. Man, she looks great in yoga pants.

No time for screw ups. This is it. You need something sure-proof to mow down thugs and criminals, and maybe the neighbor’s cat.

A shotgun.

They do the most damage, but make the most noise. Well not anymore, good buddy. The SilencerCo is the producer of the world’s first commercial shotgun silencer, the Salvo 12.  And so, after a long arduous journey, you’ve finally found some peace of mind. No incidents of late, the cartel has lost your scent, but you’re ready for war, waiting with a sneaky shotgun under your bed.

Meanwhile, your lady friend is wearing all kinds of weird stuff around the house, and you like it. Why? Cause you’re a dirty agent of love. Get some, sir. Get some proper.

Watch these videos about the Salvo 12. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of. The first video is rather majestic in nature, a completely silent scene, shooting clays on the mountainside.

The second video is more raw, giving you a real-world test of the Salvo’s effectiveness. I also heard the term “speed dump” for the first time. And we’re learning.

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