Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste is a  glamor and promotional model based out of Las Vegas. She became quite the object of affection after she was awarded a ring girl position for the UFC back in 2006. Since then, she’s probably one of the most recognized faces in the UFC, right behind Dana White.

She’s been in pretty much every magazine on the planet…at least ones that have to do with fighting or attractive women. She’s also managed to get naked for Playboy, and currently co-hosts the automotive series on the Velocity Channel, Overhaulin’

Celeste, whose full name is Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez, possesses one of the longest names in the history of names.

And you can’t be around all of those testosterone fuel-guys and not have it rub off on you. Back in 2012, Celeste was arrested for domestic violence after her boyfriend, Praveen Chandra, claimed she kicked his ass, specifically kicking him in the face. She spent a night in jail, and the charges were eventually dropped.

Celeste attended UNLV for fitness management and nutrition, but it’s a mystery whether she graduated or not is a mystery for the ages, but who cares…She has a net worth of a million dollars, is super dreamy, and can kick the ass of her boyfriend. Life be good.

Featured Articles

Why ‘Shameless’ is a Must Binge Series

As October 2 approaches and season 7 of Showtime’s hit series Shameless bares down on us like Frank Gallagher’s jaundiced existence, it’s the perfect time catch up with America’s favorite fucked up family unit, the Gallaghers. As if the cast from Fuller House started taking meth full-time, the Gallagher family combines absolute mayhem with good […]

Is Bigger and Longer Really Better When it Comes to Sex?

A few days ago I found myself in the most unbearably long line at Walmart. You know, that checkout line where you wonder if the cashier has actually died because no one had moved in a solid twenty minutes. While impatiently waiting, like many shoppers, I found myself reading the covers of magazines on display. […]

Packing a Smaller Gun? Here’s How to Rock it so She Won’t Forget It.

This week I posed the question to my girlfriends on various group chats: What do you think about a guy with a smaller dick? My diverse group of female friends contains every race combination available, so I figured this would give me a reasonable pool of answers. From an anthropological perspective, the size of both […]

Edita Vilkeviciute is an Attractive Woman with The World’s Hardest Name To Spell. NSFW

International supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute is a native of Lithuania that was discovered when she was 16. Now 27, Vilkeviciute has become a modeling powerhouse that has worked with Victoria’s Secret, Louis Vuitton, and countless others. Vilkeviciute is ranked as one of the top earning models in the world, raking in an estimated net worth of […]

“The Splinter” A Supercar that Will Give You Serious Wood.

In 2008, Designer Joe Harmon took on the dubiously tedious task of building a car. But not just any car. A supercar. And not just any supercar, a supercar made of wood. The Splinter, a true labor of love, is the world’s first and only supercar constructed out of wood. After 7 years, The Splinter […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: