Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste is a  glamor and promotional model based out of Las Vegas. She became quite the object of affection after she was awarded a ring girl position for the UFC back in 2006. Since then, she’s probably one of the most recognized faces in the UFC, right behind Dana White.

She’s been in pretty much every magazine on the planet…at least ones that have to do with fighting or attractive women. She’s also managed to get naked for Playboy, and currently co-hosts the automotive series on the Velocity Channel, Overhaulin’

Celeste, whose full name is Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez, possesses one of the longest names in the history of names.

And you can’t be around all of those testosterone fuel-guys and not have it rub off on you. Back in 2012, Celeste was arrested for domestic violence after her boyfriend, Praveen Chandra, claimed she kicked his ass, specifically kicking him in the face. She spent a night in jail, and the charges were eventually dropped.

Celeste attended UNLV for fitness management and nutrition, but it’s a mystery whether she graduated or not is a mystery for the ages, but who cares…She has a net worth of a million dollars, is super dreamy, and can kick the ass of her boyfriend. Life be good.

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