Killer Cards Delivering The Ace of Death

throwing-cards-knives-300x250If you’ve ever planned on knocking off a crime lord while playing a tense game of go fish, look no further. These handy razor-sharp steel throwing cards will have your foe face up-ass down in no time, leaving you only seconds to run out the back door before the rest of the cartel discovers they’ve been bamboozled by you, yet again.

Your ninja skills in full bloom, you run off with the beautiful barista. She’s got a little sass in her mouth, but that’s why you love her. Off into the sunset you ride on your Harley, her legs wrapped around you. Man, her legs are long, and she smells like strawberries and Marlboro lights.

She’s wearing those jean shorts you like.You know, the ones showing just a little bum cleavage, but not too much…Not like Wal-Mart cleavage.

Throwing caution to the wind, you let out a victorious scream, and the only hand you dealt that night, was death.

Or…You could just throw them at a tree for target practice.

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