The Wallet Ninja

wallet ninjaSo, you’re 50 lbs. overweight, you can barely stand on two feet, let alone one, and your version of cardio is loosely tied beer pong and walking up the stairs.

You watch football, can change the tire on your car in under an hour, and will kill mostly any bug without showing any outward fear.

You’re clearly a man, just not a ninja.

That’s where the Wallet Ninja comes in handy. Mask your grossly non-athletic nature with this gazillion-in-one (18-in-1…I exaggerate) tool that is the first of its kind in the whole universe.

Yep, you’ll be the coolest fat ninja on the block with a credit card-sized piece of forged metal that can operate as a screw driver or bottle opener, phone holder or fruit peeler, hex wrench or sex toy…

Ok, I told you I exaggerate sometimes, but all the other stuff is true.

For $14.99, you can’t go wrong with a metal sex toy that can open beer. Get one today.

Look at this sweet video about the Wallet Ninja and tell us you’re not as impressed as we are. The energy in this video is unmatched. This is clearly the best product in all of mankind. Ever.

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