Jessica Parker Kennedy

Jessica Parker Kennedy (JPK) is an actress hailing from Canada, the land of hockey, maple syrup, and cheesy Hallmark movies starring Lacey Chabert. She has appeared in various TV shows including Smallville, where she reprised the role of supervillian, Plastique. She was also in the short-lived spy comedy, Undercovers, 90201, Lie to Me, and a slew of other shows where she had cameo appearances. Although my favorite role thus far has to be Lucy the Elf in Santa Baby 1 & 2, starring Jenny McCarthy.

Don’t hold it against me that Christmas time movies on Hallmark hold a strange power over my TV viewing experiences.

Kennedy now has a recurring role as Max, the delectable harlot on the pirate drama series, Black Sails, which airs on the Starz network.

Kennedy is a kindred spirit, extremely grounded in the comfort of a better tomorrow. She’s a self-professed cleaning machine, and said that if she wasn’t acting, she would own a cleaning business…training fellow cleaning minions to be the best in the land. She’s a dreamer, she’s approachable, and most importantly, she’s human. An extremely rare accomplishment in all of the glitz and glam of the Hollywood scene.

She also appears to really like marshmallows. Dreamy.

In the looks department, Kennedy is a supermarket of exotic. She showcases a delicate balance of Russian, Italian, and African. Enjoy her pictures, enjoy her acting, enjoy her awesome.

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