Zoe Saldana: God Bless Her Parents

If you don’t know who Zoe Saldana is, now’s your chance to fall in love all over again with the princess of Queens, NY. You may recognize Saldana from films like “Columbiana”, where she plays an assassin hell-bent on avenging the death of her father. The movie wasn’t a blockbuster at the box office, but it did make me wish I was blacklisted by the CIA at some point. Saldana also played Uhura in the Star Trek series, and Neytiri in “Avatar”.

Adding to her already sexyesque persona, Saldana is a huge fan of guns, and shoots often. She said that if she’s not working, she’s either watching TV or shooting guns. Yes, and Yes please…Although, I won’t hold it against Saldana that she appeared in the Brittany Spears movie, “Crossroads”. We all have to start somewhere, at least she didn’t have to work on a Kevin Costner film.

Other than shooting stuff, Saldana is a big fan of dance, and studied ballet, jazz, and modern in the Dominican Republic.

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