2013 German Special Customs Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG Stealth

So, the guys at the Air Force wouldn’t let you hitch a ride in their fancy 30-million dollar jet-propelled death machine? Whatever, we’ve got something slightly less expensive, plus you won’t have to risk being shot by highly skilled member of the military when you try to climb in the cockpit. Moving on, the team at German Special Customs put a military effort into creating the Mercedes- Benz CL S63 AMG Stealth.

The Stealth name was chosen because of specific aerodynamic cues. In the looks department, it’s anything but stealth. The team chose from the Lamborghini Aventador color palate with a bright orange paint scheme with accompanying two-tone interior. It actually looks like something Kanye West would cart around his new baby momma in; all the while screaming, “The second coming of Christ is coming out of my woman’s belly.”

Design elements like the integrated daytime running LED lights, engine hood, hot air outlet, fenders and side skirts give the Stealth an even more aggressive look than its counterpart. The Stealth is equipped with a 5.5 Liter V8- Biturbo that produces 750 HP and a 0-60 in 3.7 seconds along with a top speed of roughly 218 MPH. To maximize performance, an additional water cooler for the intercooler, and a new exhaust system.

For more information on the Stealth, visit www.germanspecialcustoms.com

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