You’re a man. You wear Axe body spray, can jump a dead battery without electrocuting yourself, go to the gym, and manage to kill bugs for your girlfriend despite the fact you’re just as scared as she is.
Clearly you deserve some type of man award. Something crafted out of meat, cheese, and car parts. Well, that’s not going to happen, but you can cement your legacy into the manthologies by participating in the Tough Mudder Competition.
Donned as ” The toughest competition in the world”, Tough Mudder spans across the US and the world, and has breaking people’s spirits and asses for years.
The contest consists of a military-style obstacle course and team building challenges that will test your physical and mental capacities to a level that might be a tad more difficult than you going 5-for-5 on the basketball arcade game at Chuck-E-Cheeses.
Rope walls, unforgiving terrain, swimming, monkey bars, rings, and a crap load of other back-breaking activities designed to completely decimate your man card. Tough Mudder has nothing to do with winning, it’s all about finishing.
It’s not for the faint of heart, as the video shows.
Visit the Tough Mudder to check locations and dates for upcoming runs.