CD Review: Lil Wayne’s “I Am Not a Human Being 2”

Lil wayne Knuckle dragger magazineLil Wayne’s newest release, “I am Not a Human Being 2”, proved to the world that Wayne has not only lost touch with reality, but his ability to create relevant hip-hop music has taken a serious step backwards. I can’t specify one song that’s worse than the other, they all have the same generic tone, with every track revolving around pussy, or the inane reference to pussy or his dick.

The first track, IANAHB (I am Not a Human Being), starts off with a promising intro on the piano. Perhaps Wayne is going in for something we’ve never heard before, something “Rebirth-esque”, but the first verse lost me “I’m in the crib butt naked bitch, she said my dick could be the next black president”. Really? As I listened to each song, I hoped Wayne would snap out of the fog, but he never did. There’s no point in reviewing each song, because they’re all disconnected with zero purpose.

Wayne has gotten away with lyrics like this in the past, because they were peppered throughout his CD. Guest spots from Nicki Minaj, 2 Chainz, Soulja Boy, and Drake didn’t add much flavor to an album that was on clearly life support. It was uninspiring from the beginning to the last painful track. Even though his track, “No Worries” claims that Wayne is on the top of his game, the writing is on the wall.

Wayne’s title as the best rapper alive has been revoked indefinitely. His previous introspective, rocket-fueled lyrics that hit home and connected with his audience, are now replaced with complete nonsense. Not one person in the free world can relate to “being in the ocean getting shark pussy”.

Nor do they want to listen to auto-tuned, garbled, tracks that sound like something from a bad night of drinking. I’m a Lil’ Wayne fan, but I think I speak for most fans when I say, Wayne, you’re better than this.

You put out a half-assed, soft-hitting record riding on the waves of previous success, banking on the fact that your diehards would eat whatever you were pedaling. Today, that changes. Real hip-hop fans demand more than fluffy lyrics with no merit or forethought. Hit the studio, smoke a joint, and make something that doesn’t make me want to listen to a Bieber CD.

Featured Articles

Why ‘Shameless’ is a Must Binge Series

As October 2 approaches and season 7 of Showtime’s hit series Shameless bares down on us like Frank Gallagher’s jaundiced existence, it’s the perfect time catch up with America’s favorite fucked up family unit, the Gallaghers. As if the cast from Fuller House started taking meth full-time, the Gallagher family combines absolute mayhem with good […]

Is Bigger and Longer Really Better When it Comes to Sex?

A few days ago I found myself in the most unbearably long line at Walmart. You know, that checkout line where you wonder if the cashier has actually died because no one had moved in a solid twenty minutes. While impatiently waiting, like many shoppers, I found myself reading the covers of magazines on display. […]

Packing a Smaller Gun? Here’s How to Rock it so She Won’t Forget It.

This week I posed the question to my girlfriends on various group chats: What do you think about a guy with a smaller dick? My diverse group of female friends contains every race combination available, so I figured this would give me a reasonable pool of answers. From an anthropological perspective, the size of both […]

Edita Vilkeviciute is an Attractive Woman with The World’s Hardest Name To Spell. NSFW

International supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute is a native of Lithuania that was discovered when she was 16. Now 27, Vilkeviciute has become a modeling powerhouse that has worked with Victoria’s Secret, Louis Vuitton, and countless others. Vilkeviciute is ranked as one of the top earning models in the world, raking in an estimated net worth of […]

“The Splinter” A Supercar that Will Give You Serious Wood.

In 2008, Designer Joe Harmon took on the dubiously tedious task of building a car. But not just any car. A supercar. And not just any supercar, a supercar made of wood. The Splinter, a true labor of love, is the world’s first and only supercar constructed out of wood. After 7 years, The Splinter […]

Comments

  1. What’s up, I read your blog on a regular basis.
    Your writing style is awesome, keep doing what
    you’re doing!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: