Can’t get enough of that musty smell of shame mixed with alcohol? Perhaps you’re a budding entrepreneur wanting to branch out into new and exciting business opportunities. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re dating a stripper and she needs to keep her skills up.
In comes the portable stripper pole. Yes, for only 499.99 you can own a stripper pole that attaches to your hitch. In theory, you can tow a stripper on the back of your SUV or Yaris, just don’t make any sudden turns, and make sure you stop periodically to pick up all of those ones strewn across the road.
You can also drive around with the pole to colleges across the world and recruit new talent. The opportunities are endless.