Harvard University Approves Kinky Sex Club: Bring Extra Latex

Harvard Sex ClubThis year marks the first for a lot things. Barack Obama was re-elected, Katt Williams slapped the taste out of a Target employee’s mouth and got away in an electric cart, and Harvard University approved a kinky sex club entitled,“Harvard College Munch“. That’s right, one of the most prestigious colleges in the world, will now help students let their freak flag fly with pride.

“The group promotes a positive and accurate understanding of alternative sexualities and kink on campus”, said a university spokesperson.

The group, which already has 30 loyal members, defines “kink” as any thing related to Bondage, Domination, Discipline, Submission, Sadism, and Masochism.

However, they do encourage students with any kinky interests to join the club.

Harvard College Munch will also hold lunches, shopping trips, movie nights, and parties.

The school or the club doesn’t support traumatic abuse of any kind, and the group has formed some kind of kink task force to help people that have been whipped a little too hard for their liking.

It’s unclear if they’ll actually practice S&M and other related freaky behavior, but wouldn’t that be the point of the group? Do you really need to talk about how you like getting spanked, or would you rather get spanked by people that like to do the spanking?

Excuse me professor, where’s the room with a big bucket of jello, furry handcuffs and swing? I’m late for study group.

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