Last Week for Phantom Fright Nights

If you’re looking for things to do in Pittsburgh this Halloween weekend, there’s no place better to scare the crap out of you than Kennywood’s Phantom Fright Nights. This marks the 11th year of giving  guys a reason to politely molest their dates. Popular attractions like BioFear, Voodoo Bayou, Mortem Manor, and Villa of the Vampires will make their return, along with some devilishly new attractions.

A full line of Fright Night Rides are also on tap for the evening.

Aero 360 Bayern Kurve Black Widow Cosmic Chaos Exterminator Ghostwood Estates
Gran Prix Jack Rabbit Kangaroo Music Express Noah’s Ark   Phantom’s Revenge
Pirate Racer Sky Rocket Skycoaster Swingshot Thunderbolt

Wanna see even more blood? Checkout out our cover story as we get completely manhandled by a brass knuckle branding bartender.

And just a quick FYI, if you’re planning on wearing your power rangers outfit, no outside costumes are allowed. Here’s a quick video preview of what’s to come, if you dare to attend. Personally, I’m to high strung to go to a haunted house, I might end up hitting someone or shrieking like a little girl. Either way, I don’t wanna subject myself, or my friends to that kind of scary.

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