Assassin’s Creed III: Open World Nerdgasm

Anybody who has played Assassin’s Creed knows the hefty dose of awesomeness that ensues. Fluid motion,  challenging gameplay, and lengthy boards.I remember playing the very first one, and I just could get that horse to run into the right area.

Unlike COD, the story is the focus of AC, not the multiplayer. A refreshing change of pace from a 4 hour open to close game. I know nerds, Apples and Oranges, but that’s what I play, so listen to me.

AC3 game has redefined the the first person Action Adventure experience. In the fifth installment of the AC franchise, AC3 rockets players into various periods of time during the American Revolution(1753 to 1783) with half-English/Indian, Connor Kenway, birth name, say it with me class… Ratonhnhaké:ton (pronounced “Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon“).

He fights his way through corruption and justice by killing everybody in his path. Sound fun?  Read on.

There are  new kick-ass gameplay features like running assassinations, tree-climbing, cliff-scaling, sliding under stuff, and taking cover. The team also made some mods to the combat system.

The  2 multiplayer modes so far are Wolf Pack, where you and 3 other people have to kill  bunch of villagers within a time limit, and Domination, a team mode where you capture parts of a map while protecting your territory.

Pre sales for AC3 have already exceed previous titles and the games creators are projecting this to be the biggest title yet.

How can it not be with all the marketing dollars they’re throwing at it? Every time I turn on the TV there’s the Ad with the Diddy song…I don’t really know how Diddy translates to the American Revolution, but hey, who cares. It’s Diddy, bitch. Get me some polish for my wooden tooth, I’m bout to set it off up in here.

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