Certified Ninja Food…For Ninjas Only, or Hungry People.

15 minutes, that seems to be the global time for how long it take  Chinese food to cook. No matter if you order shrimp fried rice or lo mein for 20, the laws of cooking physics just don’t apply in the Asian cuisine market.

So, if you’re a ninja, you obviously don’t have time to wait for good Chinese food, and probably one of the best places in the Burgh for that comes from the Sesame Inn.

With four locations in the area (North Hills, Mt. Lebanon, McMurray, and Station Square), SI provides ninjas and non-ninja personnel with an elegant eating experience, with tasty food to boot…and no, all Chinese food doesn’t taste the same.

SI also offers a lounge and a sushi bar( N.Hills Only for Sushi). My favorite dish, Amazing Chicken. A chicken dish with some kinda garlic, sweet, spicy sauce. Overall, SI has great food and a great atmosphere, definitely give it a shot. They’re a little on the pricey side,but well worth it.

If I can offer 2 suggestions Ninja food makers: 1. Please take the music off of your website, it makes my ears bleed, and 2. Offer free refills on soft drinks.

That is all, Hiya!

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  1. It costs around $0.008 per refill.. I never understand why restaurants charge for it!

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