I Forgot my Library Card…I’ll Just Check out this Beer.

If you have the hankering to feel smart and drink at the same time, the only place I would imagine you can pull off this feat is the Library on the Southside. Unless you want to try drinking in your doctors office, or a book factory. The Library offers a full bar and pretty decent food. They skew a little on the pricey side, but their pizza was killer and so were their nachos. And who cares if it’s expensive, by 10pm, most people don’t comprehend pricing structures anyway.

The atmosphere is pretty chilled, no loud screaming or  alcohol induced emotional outbursts from jilted lovers that just met about 15 minutes ago. (I love you Megan! Wait that is your name, right? I love you.)

Waitresses were friendly, and even up-sold Scott into a Beef Quesadilla. I personally think he got hustled, but hey she worked it and he crumbled. The Library is definitely worth a trip if you want quiet place to take in all the sights of the SouthSide. FYI,yes there are books you can read. I would assume if you take a book off the wall to read it, you’re going to be single for quite some time.

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  1. Don’t forget about the twice-daily happy hours (5-7 and 9-11). $3.25 microbrew drafts and Pinnacle Vodka bombs, mixed drinks, and shots. Not to mention half-off all small plates. The draft beer selection is changed daily and always interesting.

  2. The library is an amazing restaurant. i get the same trhing every time, the “hawaiian,” a bbq chicken bacon cheddar wrap, though i personally hold the pineapple. and the peach long islands…i dont care if my drink is pink.

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