TED: Now that’s a Teddy Bear I can Snuggle with

If you’re a guy, then the movie TED should be on your A list of movies to catch. Yeah, I know it’s been out for month already, but we forget too quickly about the classics. A foul-mouthed, sex having, completely stoned teddy bear that’s obsessed with that old guy that looks like rick flair and hulk hogan had a man love baby.

Anywho, here’s a little quote from the movie that kicked ass and took names at the box office. If you haven’t seen it, get your ass into gear. If you have, refresh your love for the finer things in life, A Teddy Bear humping a cash register and then getting promoted for having sex on the produce in the grocery store. You rock Teddy. Any grown man would be happy to take part in a weed induced orgy fest with you and some prostitutes. Oh yeah, and Don’t forget the Pepperidge Farm.

And here’s our special TED quote.

Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?
[he starts imitating the accent]
Ted: ‘Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God! That was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my fuckin’ face with Pepperidge Farm!’

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