Death Race 2: Death meets nudity, and some other carnage.

If you’re up at 1am sometime and have Netflix, give Death Race 2 a whirl. Much like the first Death Race, it actually had somewhat of a plot. Basically you drive in death race and if you win, you win your freedom. Lots of blood and oh yeah, there’s the hot chick he manages to just get out of the clear blue. The action is pretty much non-stop, but it’s somewhat disjointed and by the time they get to the actual racing.

The acting in the movie was not entirely bad, Ving Rhames gave a  decent corporate gangster sleezeball  performance. I still can’t get over him making eggs butt naked in  “baby boy”…His greasy ass is imprinted on my mind, forever. Fail. Anyway, back to the movie. Overall it’s a bearable guy flick with lots of explosions, violence, crappy love story, nudity, and oh yeah, that Mexican guy with the tattoos that is in literally every movie. (Danny Trejo)

Tanit Pheonix, the mega hottie you see on the cover, isn’t that great of an actress, but I really didn’t care too much, as she provided the much needed eye candy for such a testosterone driven flick. Lauren Cohan who played the busty, and very Slutty ,September Jones, gave a pretty good performance as an evil TV producer. I give Death Race 2  3.0 stars out of 5.0, definitely worth checking it out. If you’ve got a lady, don’t put her through watching it, unless you want to put yourself in the position to watch the notebook or vow again.

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