A Tale of Two Bears


Usually, my mall experience consists of buying over priced clothes and food while trying to avoid all the middle school kids roaming around outside Hot Topic. Maybe, instead of avoiding 13 year olds, I should be on the look out for legitimately dangerous wild life.
On July 21st, shoppers in the sears department store at the Pittsburgh Mills mall in Tarentum  encountered something very unexpected. A small bear was just, wondering around. This in turn caused a full mall evacuation. But really, what was that evacuation like? I highly doubt that any mall actually has a specific bear related evacuation procedure.
Eventually, wildlife conservation officers tranquilized the 150 pound bear. Strangely, this was just the beginning it. Soon after, a much larger and much more terrifying adult bear was seen roaming around by the Olive Garden. Apparently, the bear just roamed around the parking lot by the restaurants all night.
The Game Commission officers did not come to tranquilize this bear, as they did the first bear. They decided that because the mall was closed by the time, the 300 pound bear wondering around the area really wasn’t really a major concern. That is until when it backed up traffic on Route 28.
I’m not sure what I’m more scared of, the part about bears roaming around, or the fact the the Game Commission officers didn’t feel the need to take action and remove the bear from a populated area. Either way, I guess this is just one more thing that makes going to the mall a shitty experience

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